Unicorn Poop | Salt Water Taffy

What do unicorns eat? Magical forest mushrooms. How else are they gonna fly? Once airborne, the unicorns drop poop from far above the forest floor. The location of the Unicorn Poop Forest is known only to the Taffy Gnomes who inhabit the forest. They've been harvesting poop for thousands of years. As unicorns only eat magical forest mushrooms, the bag of Unicorn Poop is: Gluten Free and Peanut Free.

- Taffy Shop AUTHENTIC UNICORN POOP (Cake Batter Taffy) harvested by our Taffy Gnomes daily for the ultimate in poop freshness! Funny and unique gift for all ages.
- DO YOU LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH? Bag of Unicorn Poop will be the best present to brighten a friend's day
- PROVEN FACT: Fresh unicorn poop is funny and makes people laugh uncontrollably
- BE ORIGINAL! The perfect birthday gift, retirement gift, white elephant gift, gag gift, neighbor gift, employee gift, or co-worker gift. It also makes an EPIC stocking stuffer, Easter basket stuffer, or treat to cure your blues.
- THE PERFECT PRESENT FOR THE HARD TO PLEASE!
- Each bag includes 7 ounce of taffy. Approximately 25 pieces of taffy, I mean Unicorn Poop!